A minister of tender years was once receiving theological bastinado from concerned brethren at Wu Tang Presbytery. He had been working three jobs in order to keep his family fed, and so his time for sermon preparation had fallen woefully short. This was not the direct cause of his problem, for had he received his help from www.homilectics.com he would have been in august company and would have received praise from all and sundry. But his troubles came from the fact that in his naivete he had cribbed his sermons from those of John Calvin, and since he had failed to mention Calvin’s name, he almost immediately found himself brought up on charges of popery. He was then remanded to the jailers until he should pay the last penny.