Dealing With Apostrophe’s
Ladies Present
“You cannot fight for the right of women to swear like weaving sailors, and then, if you find they have heard something untoward, have them pull away their petticoats.”
You Know, That Thing
“In addition, and running concurrently with all of this, we have had unrelenting mockery for those uptight conservatives who have, for decades, been protesting the coarsening effects of all of the above. They are, of course, puritanical . . . They started having their censorious problems back when Elvis swiveling and doing that thing with his leg.”
How Dare You, Sir?
“Lo, another river of lava. The thing that is actually taboo is not the language, but rather the criticism of women by a man.”
Late May Letters Late in May
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A Diamond-Studded Turd
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Two Feather Hobbits
“I don’t mean to pick on English departments today, but if the head of such a department at some soft Christian college has a bumper sticker that says “Not All Who Wander Are Lost,” and the background of the bumper sticker is decorated with stardust, and the driver of this particular Volvo things my language here is intemperate, injudicious, and unbecoming a Christian minister, then what we are actually dealing with is a cowardly refusal to read the situation. And I don’t care if he is published and has tenure. I don’t care if he is a two-feather hobbit.”
And That’s How It Happened
As Swift as Anything
“Shall I praise you for this checklist mentality? Wisdom is pursuing you, friend, but you are fleet of foot.”
The Issue Is Actually the Circumference
“We continue to allow our evangelical leaders to represent us with an etiolated ‘gospel-centeredness’ that keeps the gospel at the center of a tiny little box that we store in the innermost recesses of our being.”