Letter to the Editor: Re. A Little Preliminary Horsing Around200 proof gratitude is more to the mark. 200 proof = 100%, though I’m likely not the first to say so.Have a nice day! ...
Juletters
At and On
“I believe that the first Adam threw us down by disobeying at a tree, and the second Adam lifted us up by obeying on a tree.”
Concise and to the Point, p. 5
Birthrights and Black Pills
Introduction: The Supreme Court’s failure last week to uphold the president’s executive order on birthright citizenship was genuinely disappointing. At the same time, it should not be an occasion ...
Throwing Jello for Jesus
A Little Preliminary Horsing Around: So, America. Happy birthday to you. You are now 250 years old, which is halfway to 500. We still have plenty of time to fix all of this. Don’t let the astonishing fact of commies getting elected interfere with your celebrations. That is like coming down with a case of …
And That Is the Goal, Right?
“Nothing serves like the psalms if the goal is to nurture and restore a vertebrate church.”
The Way It Will Happen
“I believe that this righteousness of faith is what the sons of Abraham were promised they would be able to use to overpower the world and all of its customs, manners, and ways.”
Concise and to the Point, p. 5
The Right Kind
And Everything in Between
“I believe that God’s almighty and ancient good pleasure and will determined the position, velocity, and number of the first photons as they came into being when He first spoke the word of light and also determined the number of hairs on the back of the last stray dog on the last day of this preliminary and vanishing world.”
Concise and to the Point, p. 3
Balance
“A godly satirist should target lack of proportion, not exhibit lack of proportion.”
No Reason To
“No close member of his family should wince when [a godly satirist] walks into the room.”