A Little Preliminary Horsing Around: So, America. Happy birthday to you. You are now 250 years old, which is halfway to 500. We still have plenty of time to fix all of this. Don’t let the astonishing fact of commies getting elected interfere with your celebrations. That is like coming down with a case of …
And That Is the Goal, Right?
“Nothing serves like the psalms if the goal is to nurture and restore a vertebrate church.”
The Way It Will Happen
“I believe that this righteousness of faith is what the sons of Abraham were promised they would be able to use to overpower the world and all of its customs, manners, and ways.”
Concise and to the Point, p. 5
The Right Kind

And Everything in Between
“I believe that God’s almighty and ancient good pleasure and will determined the position, velocity, and number of the first photons as they came into being when He first spoke the word of light and also determined the number of hairs on the back of the last stray dog on the last day of this preliminary and vanishing world.”
Concise and to the Point, p. 3
Balance
“A godly satirist should target lack of proportion, not exhibit lack of proportion.”
No Reason To
“No close member of his family should wince when [a godly satirist] walks into the room.”
Standing in the Rubble of Testimony
Dear Ehud, In this letter, I am going to start with the understanding that you have a high respect for Scripture. Although you are not yet at the point of affirming complete faith in its divine ...
Not the Goal
“I don’t want classical Christian schools to graduate a generation of prigs and show poodles, even though some of them are trying to.”
Letters in the Dregs of June
Letter to the Editor: Doug, do you have anything like a Spotify playlist for Christian hymns/music? The work I do allows me to listen to earbuds so a long playlist of Christian music ...




