Random Political Musing

Mike Huckabee makes me nervous. He gives me the willies — to wit, the fantods. Other than all the potential fun games we might have with his name — Huckaboom, Huckabust, and after the first great scandal of his administration, Huckagate — the whole thing gives me cold duck bumps all over. The first round of compassionate conservatism under George II seems to have consisted of nothing more than widening the national rat hole so that we could throw more tax dollars down it, which means, if you catch my drift, we certainly don’t need another round of compassionate conservatism. For example, during his tenure as governor of Arkansas, Nurse Huckabee led the way to a ban on public smoking, and he wants to do the same nationally. The issue is not smoking, but liberty. We shouldn’t want a Huckababysitter in the White House. Let’s all pitch in and throw this campaign boomlet under the Huckabus.