Here is a little clip of Frank Schaeffer decoding secret messages that mainline Christian conservatives have been sending out to the fever swamps of the right. I am a little peeved, frankly, because I live in northern Idaho, for crying out loud. Why I am not getting these messages? Did I offend somebody?
Oh, I remember. I lined the inside of my pickup truck with tinfoil because the little messages in my head were starting to bother me, and were even starting to affect my driving. That must be why I am no longer getting the coded messages. Okay. All is forgiven. And besides, the mother ship on the other side of the moon has just switched to Twitter. I can keep up that way.