Aphorisms for a Tedious Week

You cannot invoke the gods of chaos without getting the gods of chaos. Offended by the president’s lack of basic decency, the respectable leadership of official Washington has declared that it was time to race him to the bottom. Turns out they show remarkable talent for it. Official Washington lecturing the president on his lack …

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The Bat Guano Chronicles

Introduction: Remember when you were a kid, and your sister was going to have a birthday party, and you wanted to help by blowing up balloons? But you weren’t that good at it yet, and so occasionally you would get one up to the requisite size, but then your fingers would slip, and the balloon …

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Reflections on a Pig’s Breakfast Presidential Maneuver

Introduction: If you will allow me, I would like to share a few snapshot thoughts of where we currently are. As I write this, the president has not conceded, the Electoral College has not yet done its thing, although they are about to, and the inauguration of Biden has not occurred. The disputing continues, in …

On the Lookout for a Sane Lesser Magistrate

Introduction: It will no doubt be said, by some observers anyhow, that I can’t quite make up my mind. It will be said by others that I have adopted as my motto “the dwarves are for the dwarves,” and have taken to shooting both Calormene soldiers and horses. And a third group will speculate that …

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A Grease Spot on the Garage Floor

A Round-Up on Electoral Fraud: Introduction: Last Friday, I tweeted this little something: Pennsylvania reportedly issued 1.8M mail-in ballots, and in the presidential race they took in 2.5M of them. I believe that the conclusion is undeniable, which is that I am doing that white supremacy math thing again.— Douglas Wilson (@douglaswils) November 27, 2020 …

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7 Reasons Why the President Would Be Out of His Mind to Concede Anything Right Now

Introduction: Math is hard, but only for some. Math doesn’t care about your feelings, and math feels free to mess with anyone’s deluded opinions as much as it wants to. I am speaking here of “math,” but being a math bigot from the old school, I hasten to add that I was referring of course …

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