Some of That Magic Constitution Dust

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A number of months ago, I debated Andrew Sullivan on the subject of same sex marriage, and one of the points I sought to make was a point that he just couldn’t get his head around.

To review, the point was this: a society that doesn’t know what marriage is in situation x cannot suddenly and miraculously come up with an understanding of what marriage is for situation y. Once same-sex mirage is established, or even semi-established, you can count on it, said I — polygamists will start lining up, and they will ask for a judge to sprinkle some of that magic constitution dust on their lusts too.

At the time, Sullivan was most indignant with my idea that the trajectory of marriage law in this country was going to blow right past the arbitrary and capricious restriction of two people per marriage. And since that federal judge in Utah struck down their anti-polygamy law as placing an undue burden on the horniness of the men of Utah, as if they didn’t have enough troubles, I have been waiting by the phone for Andrew Sullivan to call. Given his behavior in the debate, I must assume that this is because he is busy rallying all his same-sex homies, mobilizing them to fight for traditional marriage. You know, the kind with two and only two persons in it. The kind of marriage that we haters insist on.

The judge didn’t legalize legal polygamy quite yet, but he did strike down the illegalization of informal polygamy, and that huge moving sidewalk taking us all into the marital madhouse has lurched into motion again — not that it ever really stopped. But now that it is obviously moving again, that means we can turn our corporate attention once more to the pressing duty of accusing people of hate crimes whenever somebody asks “is this sidewalk moving?”

Gives us something to do.

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Stewart
Stewart
10 years ago

This was a really good “told ya so.”

jigawatt
jigawatt
10 years ago

Also there is the case of de facto bigamy in North Dakota. I think we can safely assume that the guy is NOT bisexual because I’m told they don’t do that.
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/12/16/North-Dakota-Allows-Man-In-Same-Sex-Marriage-To-Also-Marry-Woman

Wesley
Wesley
10 years ago

Pastor Wilson, is this not the weakness of the Constitution?  Without explicitly stating that the US is established upon the Christian moral code, and not merely a tacit or assumed statement of such, would this not be the necessary and inevitable next step given the sinfulness of man? _____ Are they not being consistent with the Constitution? _____ I genuinely ask that question seeking an answer because I’ve been thinking about how the Law of the LORD is perfect, but the Constitution is not the Law of the LORD.  It certainly is a great document, and it certainly implies a… Read more »

Jon
Jon
10 years ago

I’ve often wondered why America is not critiqued more in terms of biblical imagery.  We draw on Babel, Babylon, Rome, etc. to criticize the surrounding nations and the world, but we often fail to look deeply into our own faults.

Nathan Brunaugh
Nathan Brunaugh
10 years ago

“same-sex homies” – I think this may be a triple-entendre.  Let’s see…1) friends of Mr. Sullivan who share his political views…2)friends of Mr. Sullivan who share his “orientation”…3)homosexuals (homies/homos) in general.  If this was intentional; wow.  If it wasn’t; double-wow.

Ryan B
Ryan B
10 years ago

(Jumping in with both presuppositionalist feet) The fact that the Constitution makes an argument, at all, is explicitly Christian.

Moor
Moor
10 years ago

That debate was exceedingly frustrating. Sullivan treated it like a rally, and failed at almost every point to engage with the substance of your arguments, which means you’ll undoubtedly grow old waiting for the phone call.

Daniel Foucachon
10 years ago

You can watch the debate mentioned here: 
http://www.canonwired.com/wilson-sullivan-debate/

Jon
Jon
10 years ago

I think you’re right, Doug.  Once same-sex marriage exists and is condoned across the board, other forms of marital expression will attempt to find legal expression.  One of the things people might draw on is religious freedom, at least in the case of polygamy.  As Christians we know GOd’s creational intent is good for everyone.  It’s public news that Jesus Christ is Lord.  Yet we find ourselves in a world where GOd’s kingdom has not yet fully come in the final sense.  This, too, is a reality.  I do not agree with the likes of Rushdooney, et. al., who seek to… Read more »

Ben Bowman
10 years ago

A debate adjudicated by the indomitable Peter Hitchens who may have made the best point when he said “what were you excluded from?” Sullivan answered with “marriage.” Hitchens responded with “No, marriage existed and you seek to become part of it.” I think this is a good point because this sort of definition rendering isn’t really about bending a word to mean a different thing, but about trying to bend God to our design.

Mark L
Mark L
10 years ago

Wesley When reading over the history of the Constitution that one point screamed at me. This government is based on a moral and religious people. Like you basically say it is proving itself out. “(T)he foundation of our national policy will be laid in the pure and immutable principles of private morality; …the propitious smiles of Heaven can never be expected on a nation that disregards the eternal rules of order and right which Heaven itself has ordained…”  George Washington, First Inaugural, April 30 1789 “Our constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to… Read more »

Sandy
Sandy
10 years ago

The moving sidewalk will likely soon move on with court cases on behalf of those who want to marry immediate relatives. The state has a vested interest in preventing this – not because of concerns about consanguinity & birth defects. That boat left the dock awhile ago in this age of genetic testing & abortion on demand. Even if a case could be made on that line, there’s nothing to prevent a man from marrying his brother, or father, or son…no danger of birth defects there. We shall soon learn if the gay marriage advocates are as tolerant as they… Read more »

Jon
Jon
10 years ago

Francis Schaeffer, in “How Shoudl We Then Live?” speaks to this in his chapter dealing with the theme ‘freedom and order’.  He saw chaos in the 60’s revolution and feared anarchy.  He pointed to the increasing need for surveillance and security in such a society.

David O
David O
10 years ago

Ha.  Must be too early in the morning. 
I originally read the title as “… Magic Continuationist Dust.”

Mr. Fosi
Mr. Fosi
10 years ago

I would like to know if the pastor was making another veiled allusion… An allusion to Heinlein.
It was the Grand Master who first penned about the ‘slidewalk’ in The Roads Must Roll and he was a literary force bolstering the postmodern re-definition of cultural norms (see Stranger in a Strange Land and Friday). So, in a sense, RAH gave us the slidewalk and helped direct it into the madhouse.

katecho
katecho
10 years ago

Wesley wrote: “Pastor Wilson, is this not the weakness of the Constitution?  Without explicitly stating that the US is established upon the Christian moral code, and not merely a tacit or assumed statement of such, would this not be the necessary and inevitable next step given the sinfulness of man?” The U.S. Constitution is noticeably secular compared with the culture and other documents and correspondence of the time.  This seems to be intentional, given some of the original phrasings that were debated and watered down in convention.  There is a sense that the Founders didn’t quite understand the central role… Read more »

Wesley
Wesley
10 years ago

Katecho, even though no one needs my approval or appreciation, you and Mark L have it.