True story. My wife and I earlier today were driving back home from the airport in Spokane, and about a second before it hit, I saw a cloud of what looked like pellets coming down out of the sky toward us. A bunch of them hit the windshield, and a moment later revealed their true nature to us. We had somewhere around thirty bird doo deposits all over the windshield. We were out in the open country, and I don’t know if birds do that while flying, but a bunch of them must have, and all at the same time too.
So of course, we drove into town and appealed to presbytery.