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An insightful friend has written to me in order to inquire what happens when the devil gives you a noogie. Does it leave a mark? Well, now, we are starting to get into some of the deeper levels of Reformed theology here, and I am hesitant to say too much all at one time. Suffice it to say that on the spiritual plane the mark causes born again Christians and homosexual rights activists to form alliances against you, but on the physical plane it is nothing that a little Desitin can’t fix.

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