Epistemological Noogies

My friend Phil Johnson recently read and liked my thread on postmodernism. And of course, I liked the fact that he liked it. But he added a little something at the end of his review that indicated ongoing misunderstandings on another subject, to wit, the whole Auburn Avenue thing. Phil mused that some of my fellow Auburnies would not be too happy about my giving epistemological noogies to the pomos. For the life of me, I cannot see any possible contradiction between affirmation of objective truth and affirmation of an objective covenant. Somebody really needs to help me out here. And as a practical matter, not one of my friends has displayed even the slightest squeamishness about my full-throated rejection of postmodern incoherence.