Theology That Bites Back
“I believe that when the Spirit was poured out on Pentecost, this was the beginning of God’s plan to inundate the world with grace, mercy, and forgiveness until the whole thing is covered over with fulfilled promises as far as the eye can see.”
Concise and to the Point, p. 6
“I believe that Christ did not die so that we might live. He died so that we might die, and He lives so that we might live.”
Concise and to the Point, p. 5
“I believe that the first Adam threw us down by disobeying at a tree, and the second Adam lifted us up by obeying on a tree.”
Concise and to the Point, p. 5
“Nothing serves like the psalms if the goal is to nurture and restore a vertebrate church.”
“I believe that this righteousness of faith is what the sons of Abraham were promised they would be able to use to overpower the world and all of its customs, manners, and ways.”
Concise and to the Point, p. 5
“I believe that God’s almighty and ancient good pleasure and will determined the position, velocity, and number of the first photons as they came into being when He first spoke the word of light and also determined the number of hairs on the back of the last stray dog on the last day of this preliminary and vanishing world.”
Concise and to the Point, p. 3
“A godly satirist should target lack of proportion, not exhibit lack of proportion.”
“No close member of his family should wince when [a godly satirist] walks into the room.”
“I don’t want classical Christian schools to graduate a generation of prigs and show poodles, even though some of them are trying to.”
“So when Calvin calls his opponents barking dogs, and we write journal articles refuting ‘an esteemed colleague,’ who is closer to the language of the New Testament (Phil. 3:2; Rev. 22:15)?”
