Schrute Farms, Guten Tag! How can I help you? Yes, we have availability on those nights. How many in your party? Oh, no. I’m sorry. No king beds. No queen either. Well, we make our own mattresses that don’t conform to the traditional sizes.
I know that “All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness” (2 Tim 3:16), but is this verse supposed to stand alone?
It was nine feet high and six feet wide, but not quite soft as a downy chick.
Hi Valerie, if it was 9 cubits long, it must have been 13.5 feet long, and six feet wide. Og must have hated it when the maids short-sheeted his bed.
But we’re not told the height, so the song cannot be proved inaccurate. ;^)
I bet none of them ever got the chance to do that twice.
I’ll be honest…. I want a 45-minute sermon about this.
If you’re going to be 10-13 feet tall, Og is a good name
Also, Bashan is not a bad place to be king of.
Dwight said:
I know that “All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness” (2 Tim 3:16), but is this verse supposed to stand alone?
Here’s our story if you’re interested – it’s the journey of restoration and forgiveness after infidelity: http://forgivencheater.blogspot.com/
So that’s what the “Beyond” in “Bed, Bath, and Beyond” refers to.
Having Procrustes as your B&B guest.
Better a guest than a host!
He adds zest to the understanding of “I’ll be with you shortly”, and gives new meaning to a “short stay”.
Really, RFB, don’t you think those puns are a stretch?
My mom was procrustean. She never cut the edges off my sandwiches.
Dang. Dude sounds like he could be Janet Reno’s stunt double.
but how did he get outta it?! #scaling
So much for “Bronze Age desert people,” wot?