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Valerie (Kyriosity)
8 years ago

It was nine feet high and six feet wide, but not quite soft as a downy chick.

Dan Glover
Dan Glover
8 years ago

Hi Valerie, if it was 9 cubits long, it must have been 13.5 feet long, and six feet wide. Og must have hated it when the maids short-sheeted his bed.

Valerie (Kyriosity)
8 years ago
Reply to  Dan Glover

But we’re not told the height, so the song cannot be proved inaccurate. ;^)

jigawatt
jigawatt
8 years ago
Reply to  Dan Glover

Og must have hated it when the maids short-sheeted his bed.

I bet none of them ever got the chance to do that twice.

Thomas Austin
Thomas Austin
8 years ago

I’ll be honest…. I want a 45-minute sermon about this.

Kevin Bratcher
8 years ago

If you’re going to be 10-13 feet tall, Og is a good name

Dunsworth
Dunsworth
8 years ago
Reply to  Kevin Bratcher

Also, Bashan is not a bad place to be king of.

jigawatt
jigawatt
8 years ago

Dwight said:

Schrute Farms, Guten Tag! How can I help you? Yes, we have availability on those nights. How many in your party? Oh, no. I’m sorry. No king beds. No queen either. Well, we make our own mattresses that don’t conform to the traditional sizes.

Forgiven Cheater
8 years ago

I know that “All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness” (2 Tim 3:16), but is this verse supposed to stand alone?

Here’s our story if you’re interested – it’s the journey of restoration and forgiveness after infidelity: http://forgivencheater.blogspot.com/

ashv
ashv
8 years ago

So that’s what the “Beyond” in “Bed, Bath, and Beyond” refers to.

RFB
RFB
8 years ago
Reply to  ashv

Having Procrustes as your B&B guest.

Valerie (Kyriosity)
8 years ago
Reply to  RFB

Better a guest than a host!

RFB
RFB
8 years ago

He adds zest to the understanding of “I’ll be with you shortly”, and gives new meaning to a “short stay”.

Valerie (Kyriosity)
8 years ago
Reply to  RFB

Really, RFB, don’t you think those puns are a stretch?

Valerie (Kyriosity)
8 years ago
Reply to  RFB

My mom was procrustean. She never cut the edges off my sandwiches.

40 ACRES & A KARDASHIAN
40 ACRES & A KARDASHIAN
8 years ago

Dang. Dude sounds like he could be Janet Reno’s stunt double.

Doug Wright
Doug Wright
8 years ago

but how did he get outta it?! #scaling

Dunsworth
Dunsworth
8 years ago

So much for “Bronze Age desert people,” wot?