Textual Shoulder Rub

Some people have trouble understanding what actually happened at the Second Council of Nicea, a key point in church history, at which time a new ecclesiastical office was created. It became apparent to our fathers in the faith that Deuteronomy 5:8-10 was far too tight, and rather than try to correct the problem in the previous and ineffectual fashion, it was decided to create the new office of ecclesiastical masseuse, and fix the difficulty with a shoulder and neck rub.