In the spirit of whatever it is, I thought I would offer a short cycle of federal vision haiku poems. Anyone who feels similarly inspired can make their contributions in the comments section. Once it is apparent the creative springs have dried up, or perhaps never got started, as the case may be, I will announce a gold, silver and bronze winner. In the spirit of fair play, and to keep my adversaries from shelling out good money to pay for blogs exposing the haiku-gate Wilson scandal in all its tawdry griminess, I am humbly removing my poetry (see below) from consideration.
Just teaching the word,
Surprise from the conference,
Whud I say this time?
Long months had gone by
Then internet turmoil from
Samurai Robbins.
Peach petals floating,
Now drift down on the water,
Ah, presbytery!
Words from the Bible,
And not in the Confession,
Caused a commotion.
Big books full of words,
Blogs earnestly publishing
Their crinkum crankum.
With seasons turning,
Presbyterian nobles
Lift their steel gaze to
The whole PCA
Standing Judicial
Commission Report.