You should recall that some time ago, I invited contributions to a federal vision haiku contest. Rather than apologize for my tardiness in announcing the winners, let me just say that we all know that time is one of the tests of a classic.
First prize is 15 clams off any purchase at Canon Press, which goes to Chris Witmer for the following two submissions. Second prize is ten dollars off at the same establishment, and goes to Joost Nixon. Honorable mention isn’t worth anything substantive, which is good, because that one goes to Nate Wilson’s entry.
Chris Witmer
You don’t resemble
My caricature of you
Because you’re lying.
SJC judgment
The sound of two hands clapping
Unanimously
Joost Nixon
RC is aging
who will assume his mantle?
Bombasticity
Nate Wilson
Cherry blossom spins
dropping charges, elusive,
brave debate partner