University of Whatzit

“A more biblical vision would see the Church as guardian or custodian of the sacred text. Just as the Jews, the Church of the Old Testament, discharged their obligations with regard to the Scriptures, so should the Church under the New Covenant. What God had spoken through His prophets was entrusted to His covenant people. They had received, as part of their covenantal inheritance, the covenants, the law, and the promises (Rom. 9:4), all of which were contained for them in the Scriptures. As we saw earlier, they had been given the oracles of God (Rom. 3:2). This is in sharp distinction from the view held by many in the modern Church, which says that the oracles of God should be committed to the scholarly unbelievers down at the University of Whatzit, and marketed by the very important suits and ties down at Zondervan and Thomas Nelson” (Mother Kirk, pp. 58-59).