Obama floats, Obama leads,
Obama nods, the media needs
That man’s apotheosis.
Obama lies, Obama drawls,
Obama grins, Obama trawls
With our brand new neurosis.
The other guy is John McCain,
With not much there to numb the pain,
Not even Sarah Palin.
His grimaces might pass for smiles,
Conservatives would walk for miles
To put this coffin nail in.
Elections come, elections go,
I vote in them so I should know.
Why is this so despondent?
It truly hurts to vote McCain,
But so it goes, and I remain,
Your humble correspondent.