Since a volunteer competition is breaking out already, let’s put them all in one place. I may have missed some in the gathering, and so if I did just add them again in the comments section. And if any new ones occur to you, please add them as well. I think we could have at least as much fun as the haiku contest.
As stacked as:
1. A double order of buttermilks;
2. Some blonde in a tight dress;
3. A brick house;
4. As Rick James on his way to detox;
5. As a deck of cards at a Magician’s Convention;
6. As the Library of Congress;
7. As a new-mown hayfield;
8. As a deck of cards at a casino;
9. As a lottery ticket;
10. As cordwood in November;
11. As a Harry Potter display, July 20, 11:59 p.m;
12. As Bay Bridge traffic on Memorial Day weekend;
13. As the odds against me winning the lottery;
14. As little brown pellets under a neglected rabbit cage;
15. As the assumptions required to support a claim for atheistic moral objectivity;
16. As a polygamist’s honey-do list;
17. As a dozen rocks in the middle of the Jordan;
18. As the odds against a productive study actually being accomplished by a stacked committee;
19. As the ballot box in a Mexican election (but I repeat myself);
20. As a double-decker bus with Japanese tourists;
21. As a Nigel Tufnel Marshall rig at the amusement park gig;
22. As the national debt;
23. As the strata in the Grand Canyon;
24. As plywood at Home Depot;
25. As a Campbell soup display in the front aisle of Safeway;
26. As all the Miles Davis LPs in an FM radio station basement;
A couple different verbs:
25. As stuffed as Derek Small’s spandex at the airport checkpoint;
26. As choreographed as a WWF match.