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Live-Stream NSA’s Graduation Ceremony
Join us this Thursday at the Church of the Nazarene to celebrate with the 2017-18 graduating class as they receive their diplomas! We will also be livestreaming on Facebook.https://t.co/akmsb3NqLt
— New Saint Andrews (@NewSaintAndrews) May 8, 2018
Now That’s a Photograph
More Open Road stuff here.
And I guess this isn’t too shabby a snap either…
Kilauea lava fissure – Hawaii pic.twitter.com/yNGTinHGJ2
— AtomicFact (@Atomicfact) May 9, 2018
Babylon Bee’s Editor Trolls Envangellyfish
Another Reasonable Hypothesis
Middle-Earth Rock Band
Middle-Earth Poetry
Can you finish the poem?
Roses are Red
Running is Hard
We’re off to see the Wizard
At Isengard!
Roses are red
Running is hard
Arrows are faster
And I ain’t no bard!
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Roses are Red
Running is Hard
I’d rather sit on the couch
And put on more lard
Roses are red
Running is hard
I’ll ride mine fleet arrow
to Isengard
Roses are red
Running is hard
Gollum is dead
And Frodo is scarred
Violets are sweet
Warring is feared
Even Wilson can’t compete
With the Saruman beard.
Good enough I didn’t even bother!
Roses are red
Running is hard
The movies were lame
So bring back Hrothgar
Roses are red
Running is hard
I don’t have Keds
But a leather leotard
Roses are Red
Running is Hard
They’re taking the Hobbits to Isendgard?
Roses are red,
Running is hard;
I’ rather break bread
On a French boulevard.
SJW-friendly version
Roses are red
Running is hard
Middle-earth is for dead white Europeans
and so is the Bard
Brilliant!
Roses are red
Running is hard
I’m not in this story –
The Archer is Bard!