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“John Mitchell began to feel like something hot and wet was crawling up his spine . . . This was beginning to feel like a setup. John began to look suspiciously around the kitchen. ‘What do you want?’ Cindi asked him. ‘I’ll get it for you.’ ‘I want,’ John said darkly, ‘answers.’ ‘You’re the pastor,’ Sandy said brightly. ‘I bet those are back in your study.’”

Evangellyfish, pp. 74-75

A Different Sort of Dead Orthodoxy

“He rocked back in his chair and stared thoughtfully at the picture of his family on the opposite wall, just above the sofa covered with multiple stacks of books, all of them written by men with fifty-pound heads. Most of them were now deceased, and John used to declare from the pulpit that being dead had done nothing but add to their orthodoxy. For her part, Cindi had often told him that he was the theological equivalent of a mad scientist and had added the corollary that sofas were for sitting on.”

Evangellyfish, p. 70

The Content Cluster Muster (11.14.19)

A Bit of Goodness, Right There: Reactions to Mac: 😭😭😭— Marcus (@ImKingGinger) November 13, 2019 Thx PlannedParenthood for Making it Clear: Per Planned Parenthood: abortion is birth control.— Greg Scott (@GScottSays) November 13, 2019 The Lord Sayin’ “Knock off those praise choruses.”: Estava em pecado ou então usaram cola escolar ao invés de …