Tearing Up the Pea Patch

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Introduction

When Ben-hadad came against Israel, this is how the Scriptures describe the set up.

“And the children of Israel were numbered, and were all present, and went against them: and the children of Israel pitched before them like two little flocks of kids; but the Syrians filled the country” (1 Kings 20:27).

Appearances can be deceiving, which means that they often deceive. Ad this is why tens of millions of Christians are preparing to quietly move into their pre-assigned post-Christian era, quietly bleating as they go.Goats

But in this instance, clean contrary to the appearances, the Israelites won a great victory. This was God’s chastisement on the Syrians for trying to maintain that the God of Israel was the “god of the hills” only. Such is the end of any who seek to limit what the God of battles can do, and at any time He chooses to do it.

The True Higher Critic

What is the heart of the conflict? Why does the Bible attract such hostility from the world? Why do the people of God attract such enmity? The answer to that question explains the driver of all our cultural conflicts, and that issue is authority. The standing antithesis is between those who want to be under the authority of our Father in Heaven, an authority that originates outside the world in the recesses of eternity, and an authority that is grounded in our whims and passions.

“The world cannot hate you; but me it hateth, because I testify of it, that the works thereof are evil” (John 7:7).

God has so fashioned the history of the world that it is impossible to eradicate the bad blood that necessarily exists between the seed of the serpent and the seed of the woman.

“And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel” (Gen. 3:15).

The enmity is fixed by God. But from the perspective of the other side, the thing they find intolerable is an outworking of this idea of authority. The secular heart of man cannot abide the idea of an external audit. So those who maintain, however obliquely, that there will come a time when the skies and earth shall flee away, and when every judge, every legislator, every prime minister, every president, every dictator, and every thought leader will stand before the Ancient of Days in order to give an accounting for every tawdry decision, every corrupt bill, every mendacious executive order, it scares the bejeebers out of them. But it is not just simple fear; it is a fear that hates.

And there is more than this. The idea of the Last Assizes is repellant in its own right, but it is also abhorrent because it reminds autonomous man of every battle in history—and there have been many of them—when God reminded the lords of the earth that He is the God of both the hills and the plains. He doesn’t become God at the last Day. He is the God of history, the God of the judgment, the God of battles, and the God of both hills and plains. What this means is that God only has to give the word, He only has to nod His head, and the believers of our nation can make like the Jews of Susa, and tear up the pea patch.

“For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart” (Hebrews 4:12).

The word translated discerner here (kritikos) is the word we get critic from. For several centuries, unbelieving man has wanted to be the critic, sitting in judgment on Scripture. And so it is that we have lower criticism and higher criticism, and at the end of this particular dead end we find critical theory.

But God is the critic, the only critic, the final critic. It is our work that will be reviewed, not His. And—let us be frank—our work is pretty shabby. We don’t want to read any of the reviews, but a day is coming when they will come in. And for everyone and everything that is found outside of Christ, the reviews will be scathing. Not only will they be scathing, but they will be entirely fair, accurate, indisputable, just, and meticulous.

The Baby Goat Ploy:
So however it looks to us as believers right now—and it does look grim—we must remember that all of this is God’s doing. This dog’s breakfast of an election cycle we are having is a gigantic testimony to what hubris and folly look like when you mound it deep. It also should have us glancing at the heavens with a quizzical expectancy. What is He going to do with this?

In the meantime, what I don’t get is why our Christian leaders have been so accommodating. I don’t mind having faithful leaders in exile, but I really don’t think they should be the same ones who led us to exile. Why should we be taking direction from those who think we are down here in Egypt because we hadn’t worshiped the Queen of Heaven enough (Jer. 44:18)?

Certainly, God sometimes has His people suffer defeat. God sometimes has His people go into exile. But how did we manage to go into exile when there was no siege? Why are we defeated when there has been no battle?

Some will tell me to be realistic. There has been no battle because—look at the facts here—all our assembled might looks like two little flocks of baby goats. But God looks down from Heaven and sees the baby goats. “Ah, just the thing,” He says. The old baby goat ploy.

Like I said. Quizzical expectancy. As Shakespeare put in Henry V—“O God of battles! steel my soldiers’ hearts; Possess them not with fear.”

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40 ACRES & A KARDASHIAN
40 ACRES & A KARDASHIAN
7 years ago

Some will tell me to be realistic. There has been no battle because—look at the facts here—all our assembled might looks like two little flocks of baby goats. But God looks down from Heaven and sees the baby goats. “Ah, just the thing,” He says. The old baby goat ploy. Oh, man… This would appear to be more of the fervid happy talk Christians love. Like when Doug’s friend Rev. Toby J. Sumpter said that God often does big things when the situation looks bleak, so Christians shouldn’t be sad about Obergefell , but elated, because Obergefell means “it’s beginning… Read more »

"A" dad
"A" dad
7 years ago

Hey 40 oz.! While the expression of opinion is to be expected on blogs, our opinions never replace what God says about Himself: 8 Three times I pleaded with the Lord to take it away from me. 9 But he said to me, “My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness.” Therefore I will boast all the more gladly about my weaknesses, so that Christ’s power may rest on me. 10 That is why, for Christ’s sake, I delight in weaknesses, in insults, in hardships, in persecutions, in difficulties. For when I am weak,… Read more »

40 ACRES & A KARDASHIAN
40 ACRES & A KARDASHIAN
7 years ago
Reply to  "A" dad

our opinions never replace what God says about Himself

True.

And you should check out Proverbs sometime, and see what God says about those who reject wisdom.

He says they’ll be destroyed utterly, and when they pray for His help, He’ll just laugh.

But never mind.

Because Proverbs is in the Bad Testament, but your passage is in the Good Testament.

So I’m sure things will work out just fine.

"A" dad
"A" dad
7 years ago

Now, now 40 oz., I’m a big reader of Proverbs and the OT!
I don’t think that I am in any danger of rejecting Godly Wisdom.

For instance, we should all take the below Proverb to heart! ; – )

Proverbs 26
4 Do not answer a fool according to his folly,
or you yourself will be just like him.
5 Answer a fool according to his folly,
or he will be wise in his own eyes.

40 ACRES & A KARDASHIAN
40 ACRES & A KARDASHIAN
7 years ago
Reply to  "A" dad
"A" dad
"A" dad
7 years ago

One helpful thought 40 oz. While I understand that the Rolling Stones are old, they are not actually old enough to have written any of the Proverbs.
Although there are some proverbs that would apply to the Rolling Stones, as there are proverbs that apply to everyone!????

jillybean
jillybean
7 years ago
Reply to  "A" dad

Mick Jagger just had his eighth child. There’s life in the old dog yet.

"A" dad
"A" dad
7 years ago
Reply to  jillybean

No mental image please!????

Wesley Sims
Wesley Sims
7 years ago
Reply to  jillybean

Like Moses, his eye is undimmed and his vigor unabated.

40 ACRES & A KARDASHIAN
40 ACRES & A KARDASHIAN
7 years ago
Reply to  "A" dad

I don’t think that I am in any danger of rejecting Godly Wisdom.

Apology accepted.

"A" dad
"A" dad
7 years ago

Keep on with the Proverbs 40 oz.!

As weak as your above comment may be, I doubt it is the sort of weakness God makes His perfect power in.
????????

"A" dad
"A" dad
7 years ago

‘Must be why the prophets of baal “du jour”,
always seem to have their knickers in a bunch!????

40 ACRES & A KARDASHIAN
40 ACRES & A KARDASHIAN
7 years ago
Reply to  "A" dad

Russell Moore and John Piper wear knickers?

"A" dad
"A" dad
7 years ago

I was thinking more like Hillary, Debbie and the DNC. ; – )

Capndweeb
Capndweeb
7 years ago

Doug, I believe the answer to your quandary is that the enemy has become more subtle and crafty than to openly oppose God’s people on the field of battle. Instead of engaging us with sword and spear, the battles are now held incrementally with reporters and lawyers as the primary weapons.
And, oh the evil that can be done with reporters and lawyers.

ashv
ashv
7 years ago

Why should we be taking direction from those who think we are down here
in Egypt because we hadn’t worshiped the Queen of Heaven enough?

This from a guy who endorsed Cruz?

Hm.

40 ACRES & A KARDASHIAN
40 ACRES & A KARDASHIAN
7 years ago
Reply to  ashv

Well, Cruz is a silver-tongued devil.

With gems like

Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him.

it’s easy to see how so many people fell under his thrall.

ME
ME
7 years ago

Sounds reasonable to me.That’s pretty much what this election boils down to, so which rat are you going to decide to copulate with?

40 ACRES & A KARDASHIAN
40 ACRES & A KARDASHIAN
7 years ago
Reply to  ME

The point is that in Ted’s formulation, he sounds as if he often does copulate with rats, but draws the line at Donald Trump.

There’s a reason that the English language consists of more than one word.

It’s because different words have different meanings.

And there’s a world of difference between and and but.

Christian Histo
Christian Histo
7 years ago
Reply to  ashv

Well, Cruz is no Putin. Or Stalin. With Russia as your standard, I could see why you would be bothered by a small government, pro life, anti gay marriage candidate like Cruz.

ashv
ashv
7 years ago

You seem to share Hillary’s Putin obsession. I wonder why?

Christian Histo
Christian Histo
7 years ago
Reply to  ashv

You are the one that pointed to Russia as a model not Hillary.

ashv
ashv
7 years ago

Hilarious.

ME
ME
7 years ago

“But how did we manage to go into exile when there was no siege? Why are we defeated when there has been no battle?”

Seriously! Drives me crazy, too. Or as I sometimes say, why are we all marching off a cliff like a bunch of wildebeests? Is this wise??

40 ACRES & A KARDASHIAN
40 ACRES & A KARDASHIAN
7 years ago
Reply to  ME

why are we all marching off a cliff like a bunch of wildebeests?

Mainly because we’d rather march off a cliff than be called hateful.

jillybean
jillybean
7 years ago

Wildebeests? That’s gnus to me.

"A" dad
"A" dad
7 years ago
Reply to  jillybean

I think he meant “wildebeets”, those crazy quadroped vegetables! ; – )

40 ACRES & A KARDASHIAN
40 ACRES & A KARDASHIAN
7 years ago
Reply to  jillybean

Yeah, I wondered the same thing myself, but thought I should stick to my main point.

Glad you pointed it out!

ME
ME
7 years ago

Wondered what? Wildebeests, “they belong to the family Bovidae, which includes antelopes, cattle, goats, sheep and other even-toed horned ungulates.” I have no idea what an “even-toed horned ungulate” is, but if you ever need a new screen name, that might be a good one.

40 ACRES & A KARDASHIAN
40 ACRES & A KARDASHIAN
7 years ago
Reply to  ME

I like to think that if I were so devoid of humor and creativity that I used ME as a screen name, I’d at least have enough humility to not share my ideas for other peoples’ screen names out loud.

You’d think a person who goes by ME would have at least an ounce of self-awareness…

ME
ME
7 years ago

Me, devoid of humor and creativity? Hardly! I think you’d make a great horned ungulate.

40 ACRES & A KARDASHIAN
40 ACRES & A KARDASHIAN
7 years ago
Reply to  ME

That certainly is a powerful comeback.

Usually I only think of retorts that trenchant long after the party’s over and I’m home in bed. Only then does it hit me – “Dang it! I shoulda called that guy a fatso!”

"A" dad
"A" dad
7 years ago
Reply to  ME

I thought “Me” was pretty brilliant!
Makes me wonder if “I” and “myself” are already taken?

40 ACRES & A KARDASHIAN
40 ACRES & A KARDASHIAN
7 years ago
Reply to  "A" dad

I thought “Me” was pretty brilliant!

Well, bless your heart!

ME
ME
7 years ago
Reply to  "A" dad

Thank you. It really helps when you get into those 3 way arguments with me, myself, and I.

John Callaghan
John Callaghan
7 years ago

After that prayer, Henry V goes out to give the famous Band of Brothers speech (memorably delivered by Kenneth Brannagh). Following his famous victory, Shakepeare’s Henry V is clear as to where the credit should be given: O God, thy arm was here; And not to us, but to thy arm alone, Ascribe we all! When, without stratagem, But in plain shock and even play of battle, Was ever known so great and little loss On one part and on the other? Take it, God, For it is none but thine! Brannagh’s film featured a new setting of the hymn… Read more »

"A" dad
"A" dad
7 years ago
Reply to  John Callaghan

Not to mention, Hank ended up getting the girl as well!????

JL
JL
7 years ago

“In the meantime, what I don’t get is why our Christian leaders have been so accommodating. I don’t mind having faithful leaders in exile, but I really don’t think they should be the same ones who led us to exile.” I heard a Christian theologian/scholar give a talk recently on how Christians should behave in a post-Christian world. I thought he was kidding, but he was serious. This notion that Christianity will disappear the way of other religions, never to be heard from again, is not one stemming from belief, but we can certainly see the effects of it on… Read more »

40 ACRES & A KARDASHIAN
40 ACRES & A KARDASHIAN
7 years ago

Try as I might, I don’t see any flocks of goats, and I don’t see any indication that God is going to renege on His promise to laugh in the face of people who despise wisdom when their destruction cometh. What I do see is that the gradual process of demonizing opposition to homosexuality as “hate” is picking up a little steam. A gay group has released its “Shame List” of 102 colleges and universities which are “harmful” to homosexuals. And they’re virtually all Christian schools: In compiling the Shame List, “we tried to ascertain which campuses are harmful to… Read more »